"Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town."

-- John Mulaney

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“When considering marriage one should ask oneself this question; 'will I be able to talk with this person into old age?' Everything else is transitory, the most time is spent in conversation.”
“My eyes widened at the ball of orange fluff squeezing out from under the counter, blinking and stretching. I looked again, not believing. â€œItâ€™s a cat,â€ I said, winning the Pulitzer prize for incredible intellect.”
“Absorbing. . . . Scrupulously reported . . . illuminates todayâ€™s Middle East. . . . The â€˜least interventionist of any modern president,â€™ the father of the Eisenhower Doctrine that still defines US policy in the Middle East . . . in 1956 battled demons in bodies personal and politic and in the desert â€“ and prevailed. Nicholsâ€™ book, written lean enough to allow the facts to speak for themselves, makes for exciting history.”
“Isaac Newton was born at Woolsthorpe, near Grantham, in Lincolnshire, on Christmas Day, 1642: a weakly and diminutive infant, of whom it is related that, at his birth, he might have found room in a quart mug. He died on March the 20th, 1727, after more than eighty-four years of more than average bodily health and vigour; it is a proper pendant to the story of the quart mug to state that he never lost more than one of his second teeth.”
“Permanent success cannot be achieved except by incessant intellectual labour, always inspired by the ideal.”

Source : Sarah Bernhardt (1924). “The Art of the Theatre”
“I would love to travel around the world working for a travel company taking students abroad on cultural immersion trips.”
“I tell you it's no joke to paint a portrait. I wonder that I am not more timid when I begin. I feel almost certain that I can do it. It seems very simple. I don't think of the time that is sure to come when I almost despair, when the whole thing seems hopeless.”
“You never know how your skills are going to play out at the next level. But I knew I had a lot of doubles and I was capable of driving the ball into gaps.”

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