"My policy is no stone throwing regardless of housing situation."

-- Demetri Martin

#Stones Quotes #Throwing Quotes #Situation Quotes

“In life and art it's better to be an enthusiastic amateur than a jaded professional.”
“There's such a freedom about being an artist... You're not accountable - you're this renegade thing.”
“It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.”
“The death I should prefer would be to break my neck off the back of a good horse at a full gallop on a fine day.”
“When the time comes, the journey toward the brilliant white light that marks the barrier between this world and the next will not hold as much fear as it once would have. For in my study of death, I have found the celebration of life.”
“Anti-utopianism continues to suffuse our culture...Today few imagine that society can be fundamentally improved, and those who do are seen as at best deluded, at worst threatening.”
“You measure a person by what it takes to discourage them.”
“Take control of the time you have with your kids as one day they will be all grown up and have their own friends and things to do. Cherish every moment you have with them now as you might not see them as they get older. It becomes their schedule not yours!”

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