"The Internet contains everything in the whole wide world ever. I donâ€™t know about you, but I find everything in the whole wide world ever to be a bit distracting."

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Source : Dave Gorman (2004). “Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure”, p.13, The Overlook Press

Dave Gorman

#World Quotes #Internet Quotes

“I'm doing what I like, why wouldn't I be happy? So what if it's not perfect, I don't believe in perfection. Maybe happy's as good as it gets.”

Source : John Dunning (2004). “The Bookman's Promise: A Cliff Janeway Novel”, p.134, Simon and Schuster
“Will we listen to "Satan, the author of all lies . . . ? Or are we going to believe a loving Heavenly Father, who is the source of all truth and righteousness?"”
“I have a lot of memories of Falls Church. I went to grade school in Madison Elementary School.”
“I am, of course, aware that the ultimate solution is the ownership and control of the means of life by the whole of the people; but we are not at that stage of development as yet.”
“From a common-sense standpoint, you're probably on the right road. The problem is, you're opening a can of worms you might not be able to shut. That might cause more problems than it solves.”
“I'm making a movie about relationships, and I'm surrounded by guys scared of talking to girls.”
“Isnâ€™t everyoneâ€™s life a mass of contradictions?”
“We may get knocked down on the outside, but the key to living in victory is to learn how to get up on the inside.”

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