"A joke is a very serious thing."

-- Winston Churchill

#Funny Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Serious Quotes

“All right, then. Emergency medical situation, take two.â€ He leaped to his feet, staggered, keeled over, then lifted his head weakly. â€œChloe? Is that you?â€ He coughed. â€œDo you have my insulin?â€ I placed it in his outstretched hand. â€œYou saved my life,â€ he said. â€œHow can I ever repay you?â€ â€œUndying servitude sounds good. I like my eggs scrambled.â€ He held up a piece of fruit. â€œWould you settle for a bruised apple?â€ I laughed.”
“What will we and our daughters suffer if these degraded black men are allowed to have the rights that would make them even worse than our Saxon fathers?”
“God is so big He can cover the whole world with His love, and so small He can curl up inside your heart.”

Source : June Masters Bacher (1979). “Quiet Moments for Women: A Daily Devotional”, Harvest House Pub
“My name is Ryan White. I am sixteen years old. I have hemophilia, and I have AIDS.”
“I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.”
“My fears are agitated to an extreme degree and the dread of death involves me in a stupor of chilling indisposition.”
“The nation that buys commands, the nation that sells serves; it is necessary to balance trade in order to ensure freedom; the country that wants to die sells only to one country , and the country that wants to survive sells to more than one.”
“There is no real ending. Itâ€™s just the place where you stop the story.”

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