"Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team."

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Source : "Comedy Central Presents: Jeff Stilson". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

Jeff Stilson

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“I think we live in an age of self empowerment and possibilities,Â the only excuse to not do something is yourself.”
“May you discover your own special abilities and contribute them toward a better world.”
“Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.”
“In war, only the simple succeeds.”
“It is permissible with certain precautions to speak in print of coitus, but it is not permissible to employ the monosyllabic synonym for this word.”
“The motive for criticizing myth, that is, its objectifying representations, is present in myth itself, insofar as its real intention to talk about a transcendent power to which both we and the world are subject is hampered and obscured by the objectifying character of its assertions.”

Source : "New Testament and Mythology and Other Basic Writings". Book by Rudolf Bultmann, pp. 10, 1984.
“THERE is scarcely any inquiry more curious, or, from its importance, more worthy of attention, than that which traces the causes which practically check the progress of wealth in different countries, and stop it, or make it proceed very slowly, while the power of production remains comparatively undiminished, or at least would furnish the means of a great and abundant increase of produce and population.”
“Scheele, it was said, never forgot anything if it had to do with chemistry. He never forgot the look, the feel, the smell of a substance, or the way it was transformed in chemical reactions, never forgot anything he read, or was told, about the phenomena of chemistry. He seemed indifferent, or inattentive, to most things else, being wholly dedicated to his single passion, chemistry. It was this pure and passionate absorption in phenomena-noticing everything, forgetting nothing-that constituted Scheele's special strength.”

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