"Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers."

-- Elayne Boosler

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“Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride/ You will not die, its not poison -Tombstone Blues”
“Make sure that your ambitions are really lofty - not just seem to be. Sometimes instead of engaging in those so called "mountaintop employments of great value," we spend our time in digging a pit and then falling therein, so that our temporary joy may become a permanent and bitter loss.”
“Were it not for Occam's Razor, which always demands simplicity, I'd be tempted to believe that human beings are more influenced by distant causes than immediate ones. This would especially be true of overeducated people, who are capable of thinking past the immediate, of becoming obsessed by the remote. It's the old stuff, the conflicts we've never come to terms with, that sneaks up on us, half forgotten, insisting upon action.”

Source : "Straight Man". Book by Richard Russo, 1997.
“When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.”
“Our seniors' retirement should never rely on the bull of political promises or the bear of the market.”
“Enlightened self-interest from those involved in hydrocarbons should lead to the support of technologies enabling the clean use of hydrocarbons, such as carbon capture and storage, and not to the defence of deniers and cranks.”
“Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedposts overnight. If your mother said don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?”
“I went to art high school and thought I'd be a painter. Unfortunately I didn't finish high school, but that's always been part of my work.”

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