"The world has wanted me to speak differently than I speak. I speak like my mom. I speak like the whitest white dude. I speak like a "Def Comedy Jam" comedian doing an impression of a white guy."

-- Jordan Peele

#Mom Quotes #Guy Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“I donâ€™t want to be one of those people thatâ€™s constantly promoting myself on Twitter. I think the fun thing about Twitter is being able to share all the little random things that happen in my life.”
“Collectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's "fair share" of wealth. The gross national product is not a pizza that must be carefully divided because if I get too many slices, you have to eat the box. The economy is expandable and, in any practical sense, limitless.”
“let's get away from all the clever humans who put words in our mouth let's only say what our hearts desire.”
“The more you expose yourself as a celebrity, the less interesting you are to watch in your work, because if you're putting yourself out there all the time, you're not holding anything back.”
“I'll give you one day at a time, Claire. But remember, I'm thousands of days ahead already.”
“I'd sit around dreaming that the boys I saw at shows or at work - the boys with silver earrings and big boots - would tell me I was beautiful, take me home and feed me Thai food or omelets and undress me and make love to me all night with the palm trees whispering windsongs about a tortured gleaming city and the moonlight like flame melting our candle bodies.”
“What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that..”
“Some people like to do everything always the same thing. That's another way: To do the same thing.”

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