Ike Barinholtz famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week.
-- Ike Barinholtz

#Monday #Apology #Trying
I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days.
-- Ike Barinholtz

#Couple #Bigs
Rules with an iron fist, but sometimes in that fist is a rose.
-- Ike Barinholtz

#Iron #Rose #Fists
Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.
-- Ike Barinholtz

#Hangover #Two #People
It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever get into a fight with a true friend or a spouse or a boyfriend, get it out, fight, be angry for five minutes, and then move past it. Don't let it fester; don't hold a grudge. If you do, that's when it will get worse and worse.
-- Ike Barinholtz

#Girl #True Friend #Moving
My mentality is: I'm going to do it. I'm going to eat a lot of food, and then I'm going to complain about it when I see myself on camera.
-- Ike Barinholtz

#Cameras #Complaining #Mentality

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
This is the real secret of life -- to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of calling it work, realize it is play.
There are no miracles on Mondays.
The evening passes somehow; I watch television with Nancy, or I write. It is difficult, not having a family, and it is difficult to explain. I always go to bed early. And I am always ready for Monday morning, that time that other people dread.
Taking our stand on the immovable rock of Christ's character we risk nothing in saying that the wine of miracle answered to the wine of nature, and was not intoxicating. No counter proof can equal the force of that drawn from His attributes. It is an indecency and a calumny to impute to Christ conduct which requires apology.
History, in a democratic age, tends to become a series of popular apologies, and is inclined to assume that the people can do no wrong.
Bullies never want to acknowledge their own actions. They want to move through life without reflection or apology.
It seems that I have spent my entire life trying to make life more rational and that it was all wasted effort.
The business models in enterprise have changed pretty dramatically. A huge problem with enterprise software traditionally has been usually you sell to the customer and then they adopt the technology. The great thing about 'freemium' and the new way enterprise software is being sold is you get to try it first and then buy it.
Trying to guess what the (mass) audience wants and then trying to satisfy that is usually a bad recipe for getting something good.

Ike Barinholtz famous quotes

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