"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy."

-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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“I don’t want traffic behavior, I want social behavior.”
“A bad day can tell you more about yourself than a good day.”
“I hate to look at myself in a mirror, and I never go and see films.”
“There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix.”
“You can't be happy, taking away something I've worked on all my life to do and help my teammates and help my defense, ... It's just part of me, playing the puck. So, definitely, you can't be happy.”
“I began to learn the importance of lifting things up and looking underneath.”
“It was really bizarre, that Sabzian business. You know I had no interest in being photographed before this incident. But then not just Sabzianâ€”many other people started pretending they were me! One of them actually got married while pretending he was me! My face became publicly recognizable soon after I decided to have a few photographs of me available in public to prevent these sorts of identity thefts. It is really pathetic, if you think of it. Filmmakers and filmmaking is so popular in Iran because all other forms of expression have been denied to people.”
“I don't really unwind after a performance. I'm still pumped up and just want to get back on stage.”

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