"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."

-- Will Rogers

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“I wanted to be a sportswriter because I loved sports and I could not hit the curve ball, the jump shot, or the opposing ball carrier.”
“Holy Scripture could never lie or err...its decrees are of absolute and inviolable truth.”
“I have always been resistant to doctrine, and any spirituality I had experienced thus far in my life had been much more abstract and not aligned with any recognized religion. For me, the most trustworthy vehicle for spirituality had always proven to be music. It cannot be manipulated, or politicized, and when it is, that becomes immediately obvious.”

Source : Eric Clapton (2007). “Clapton: The Autobiography”, Broadway
“I jokingly call this convergence of games into reality the 'Gamepocalypse:' the moment when every moment of life is actually a game.”

Source : "Why games will take over our lives". Interview with John D. Sutter, www.cnn.com. May 27, 2010.
“I believe things happen that can't be explained, but so many people seem intent on explaining them. Everyone has an answer for them. Either aliens or things from the spirit world.”
“New York is safer than it has been - and it's getting safer. But it's never safe. As the financial and communications capital of the world, this is where terrorists want to make a statement, where they get the most bang for the buck.”

Source : Source: playboysfw.kinja.com
“Screenwriting and making movies is really playing make-believe like most of us did as children.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Keep silence for the most part, and speak only when you must, and then briefly.”

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