"I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it."

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Source : "Immortalized Q&A – Judge Brian Posehn". Interview with Rachel Poliquin, www.amc.com. 2013.

Brian Posehn

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“In the first night of the Arvon Foundation course, Elspeth Barker said something about the newspaper along the lines of - and I'm paraphrasing - "I do these pieces for them and it's amazing, because I don't type it out, I just fax it as it is, and the literary editor has a machine that can transform my handwriting into typed text." At which point I put my hand up and said, "Actually, I'm that machine."”
“People pay all that money to sit in a chair in the theater mainly because it is a respectable way to see and experience things they cannot see and experience in their own lives.”
“If a country is not worth protecting it is not worth claiming.”
“Birds teach us something very important: To whatever height you rise, you will finally come down to the ground!”
“I do not allow fan-fiction. The characters are copyrighted. It upsets me terribly to even think about fan-fiction with my characters. I advise my readers to write your own original stories with your own characters. It is absolutely essential that you respect my wishes.”
“I should like to write about what happens when fictive people encounter and are embellished by real people.”

Source : Jean Giono, John Cumming (2001). “An Italian Journey”, p.30, Northwestern University Press
“My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.”
“I was brought up Irish, where there was room for my own private world.”

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