"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers."

-- Woody Allen

#Funny Quotes #Teacher Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I don`t know how it would have gone, but I do know this - Mitt Romney was looking at running and the reason he decided not to run was because he decided that someone was unbeatable. That someone was Jeb Bush.”
“At length their long kiss severed, with sweet smart:And as the last slow sudden drops are shedFrom sparkling eaves when all the storm has fled,So singly flagged the pulses of each heart.”
“I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?”
“We must break up the eurozone. We must set those Mediterranean countries free.”
“Rob [Tapert], myself and Bruce Campbell sat in hundreds of drive-insnot hundreds, but tens of drive-ins, watching these movies and learning how they were made, and we started to make our own in Super 8. And thatâ€™s really how we got into horror films. After a while we learned to really like them, and the craft that went into them.”
“It would be an exaggeration to say Iâ€™m not afraid of death, but Iâ€™m not afraid of what comes after, because Iâ€™m not a believer.”
“If you're wearing something I like, I will come over and ask where you got it from. I'm not shy!”

Source : "Five fashion minutes with... Joanne Froggatt". Daily Mirror Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. April 19, 2009.
“It starts this way: The worth of a job is not defined by what it allows you to do when you're not working.”

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