"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."

-- Fred Allen

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“Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.”
“Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts...”
“In music, as I find myself forever saying, things don't get better or worse: they evolve and transform themselves.”
“I admire our ancestors, whoever they were. I think the first self-conscious person must have shaken in his boots. Because as he becomes self-conscious, he's no longer part of nature. He sees himself against nature. He looks at the vastness of the universe and it looks hostile.”
“Energy seems to be the more critical of those two variables, because if I'm really feeling the push/pull to write, then I'll make the time.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“In England, footballers are respected more, the game is more noble, there's less cheating. Every Spaniard who goes loves it - and comes back a better player. If I had ever left, it would have been to England.”

Source : "I'm a romantic, says Xavi, heartbeat of Barcelona and Spain". Interview with Sid Lowe, www.theguardian.com. February 11, 2011.
“The unfolding of a story is both as exciting and as difficult for each and every novel I've written, regardless of time and place.”
“We are trying to communicate that which lies in our deepest heart, which has no words, which can only be hinted at through the means of a story. And somehow, miraculously, a story that comes from deep in my heart calls from a reader that which is deepest in his or her heart, and together from our secret hidden selves we create a story that neither of us could have told alone.”

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