"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

-- Joey Adams

#Love Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Clever Quotes

“Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.”
“The poet craves emotion, and feeds the fire that consumes him, and only under this condition is he baptized with creative power.”
“Donald Trump among wishy-washy people, who decide one day they want him, and they want his endorsement, they support him, and the next day they don't. It's much better for him to take the message directly to the people.”
“There's no excuse, it's just an opportunity that presented in a limited way and that happened and as soon as the press rang me I didn't deny it I just said 'that's it' and I had to go home and explain it.”
“I care," he said in a trembling voice. "I care so much that I do not know how to tell you without it seeming inconsequential compared to how I feel. Even if I am distant at times and seem as if I do not want to be with you, it is only because this scares me, too.”
“Writers kid themselves-about themselves and other people. Take the talk about writing methods. Writing is just work-there's no secret. If you dictate or use a pen or type with your toes-it is just work.”
“You can get used to eating breakfast with a man in a fedora. You can get used to anything, my mother was in the habit of saying.”
“By virtue of believing in a Supreme Being one embraces certain mysteries.”

You may also like:

Cindy Adams
Gossip columnist
Franklin P. Adams
Columnist
Henny Youngman
Comedian
Howard Stern
Radio personality
Jerry Lewis
Comedian
Joey Lauren Adams
Actress
Mel Brooks
Film director
Milton Berle
Comedian
Woody Allen
Film producer