"If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?"

-- Jeff Dunham

#Color Quotes #Doe Quotes #Smurf Quotes

“Me? I'm just a literary girl gone wrong. Slow with the tongue. Quick with the pen. Undeniably cute. But, on the whole, ill-equipped for the privilege of living.”
“Wish I could prove I love you, but does that mean I have to walk on water?”

Source : Song: Simple and Clean
“There is no such thing as a powerful prayer; we only have powerful people praying to a powerful God.”
“Product management really is the fusion between technology, what engineers do - and the business side.”
“Our country as a whole, no less than the Hastings College of Law, values tolerance, cooperation, learning, and the amicable resolution of conflicts. But we seek to achieve those goals through "[a] confident pluralism that conduces to civil peace and advances democratic consensus-building," not by abridging First Amendment rights.”

Source : Christian Legal Society v. Martinez, 130 S. Ct. 2971, 3015-16, 2010.
“I think people are frustrated in this society, where predators prey upon normal, law-abiding citizens, and you never see justice in the courtroom. In my films, the predators don't get away with it.”
“Nothing beats the original Krispy Kreme”
“Je plie, et ne romps pas. I bend but do not break.”

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