"Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole."

-- John Mortimer

#Funny Marriage Quotes #Guilty Quotes #Parole Quotes

“So all the system was running down and collapsing. Mrs. Thatcher became the leader of the Conservative Party in February 1975, and she clearly wanted to strike out and do something different.”
“Love is just around the corner Any cozy little corner Love is just around the corner When I'm around you”
“Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.”

Source : "Small Talk: Eric Bristow". Interview with Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.
“Most of us would agree that the important thing about Jesus is not his supposed miraculous birth or the claim that he was resurrected from death, but rather how he lived. The power of his love, the penetrating simplicity of his teachings, and the force of his example of service on behalf of the disenfranchised and downtrodden are what is crucial.”

Source : John Beuhrens, Forrest Church (1998). “A Chosen Faith: An Introduction to Unitarian Universalism”, p.7, Beacon Press
“Im share a lot of details, but 98 percent of my life is still private.”
“Art is a harmony parallel with nature.”
“The citizens must be certain that the governor is attending to the duties for which he was elected.”
“Flooding damage is not customary for New York, especially downstate.”

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