"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

-- Erma Bombeck

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“Maybe there was no happily ever after [...] but there was happiness sometimes and she had it now, doing what she knew she was born for.”
“A poet is a man who manages, in a lifetime of standing out in thunderstorms, to be struck by lightning five or six times.”

Source : 1953 Poetry and the Age,'The Obscurity of the Poet'.
“I have mostly been eating chicken wings. I only stick to things I can spell.”
“The onlooker had better wipe the sympathy off his face. What he has seen is a revolution, not the home of little cogs and drones. What he has seen is the dormitory of the next managerial class.”
“You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching. You wonder, if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled?”
“People think that the politician is just part of a system, and whether they're lying or not doesn't matter.”
“You can waste a whole lifetime Trying to be What you think is expected of you But youll never be free”

Source : Song: Gone Fishing, Album: Auberge, 1991
“He who is devout to the Virgin Mother will certainly never be lost.”

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