"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you."

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Source : Ray Romano (1999). “Everything and a Kite”

Ray Romano

#Funny Quotes #Sleep Quotes #Kids Quotes

“Gordon Nelson is not only my friend, he's my mentor. He is a master craftsman with unique experience, and an approach to creativity that we can all learn from. For any hairdresser looking for enlightenment, look no further than a man who worked at the original Vidal Sassoon Salon, and who continues to strive for innovation in the industry.”
“Slovenliness is a lazy and beastly negligence of a man's own person, whereby he becomes so sordid as to be offensive to those about him.”

Source : Jean de La Bruyère, Nicholas Rowe, Theophrastus (1713). “The characters, or, the manners of the present age”, p.41
“I still do one song by myself onstage. it gives people the extremely personal thing where it's just me on guitar. But, I think the songs are better as a band. I think with all of the extra little hooks and backing vocals, it just adds to what my initial idea was.”
“There is something about her eyes. Eyes don't breathe. I know that much. But hers look breathless.”
“Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.”
“My sparrow, she flickers and wakes and sings and sings.”
“If you follow your dreams, it means you follow your heart. If you do follow your heart, I don't think you can go wrong.”
“We do not buy superstars. We make them.”

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