"An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons."

-- Humphrey Lyttelton

#Mother Quotes #Uncles Quotes #Lessons Quotes

“It is better to destroy one's own errors than those of others.”
“I think what bothers me so much of the time, is they take the data and theory and distort it. They must know they're distorting.”

Source : "PROFILE / EUGENIE SCOTT / Berkeley scientist leads fight to stop teaching of creationism" by Monica Lam, www.sfgate.com. February 7, 2003.
“I am a missionary, heart and soul. God had an only Son, and He was a missionary and a physician. I am a poor, poor imitation of Him, or wish to be. In this service I hope to live; in it I wish to die!”
“My personal political convictions are rooted in the populist political traditions of western Canada.”
“After this interview, I'm going to immigration to try to sort out my Green Card, just like any other normal person.”
“I could go to L.A. for limited amounts of time, but I like New York too much. I like seasons. I like fall.”
“If there is a God, whence proceed so many evils? If there is no God, whence cometh any good?”
“The funny thing is you oddly don't really say goodbye to all the characters you've played. There's like a chest of drawers in your head that you can always access. They're always around. I'm not sure if that's healthy. But they're all there.”

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