"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Thinking Quotes #Sun Quotes #Causes Quotes

“Fear shall force what friendship cannot win.”

Source : Thomas Kyd “The Spanish Tragedy”, W. W. Norton & Company
“We are living in a renaissance of personal writing. People are rebalancing the impersonalization endemic to modern society with an increase in personal introspection. We have enough common psychology under our belts to know that psychology doesn't explain or heal everything and that it isn't the fulfillment of awareness, but its beginning. We are undergoing a shift in paradigms in which we are trying to develop new models for humanness and human responsibility. This is no small task. Our individual lives are placed under increasing pressure to respond adequately to both inner and outer change.”
“Sen. Frist has every right, and indeed the duty, to see that every presidential nominee for the Federal bench at every level gets an up or down vote.”
“The markets are always changing, and the successful trader needs to adapt to these changes.”
“I love the relationship that anyone has with music ... because there's something in us that is beyond the reach of words, something that eludes and defies our best attempts to spit it out. ... It's the best part of us probably ...”
“As long as mankind shall continue to bestow more liberal applause on their destroyers than on their benefactors, the thirst of military glory will ever be the vice of the most exalted characters.”
“Tell the truth through whichever veil comes to hand - but tell it.”
“You may see the emergence of a new political party from the body of the trade union movement which represents a very clear-cut socialist alternative policy and which gives expression to the views of the trade union movement in parliament.”

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