"I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?""

-- Bill Cosby

#Funny Quotes #Personality Quotes #Guy Quotes

“We are similar to a museum. My function is to present old masterpieces in modern frames.”
“I visualize things in my mind before I have to do them. It's like having a mental workshop.”
“I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men.”
“My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.”
“Much of our understanding of God's action in our lives in achieved in hindsight. When a particular crisis or event in our life has passed we cry out in astonishment like Jacob, 'The Lord is in this place and I never knew it.”
“When you have kids, you start thinking about their future and you forget about yours.”
“Fear is gradually replaced by excitement and a simple desire to see what you can do on the day.”
“Every general increase of freedom is accompanied by some degeneracy, attributable to the same causes as the freedom.”

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