"I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it."

-- Chic Murray

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Mad Quotes

“Nothing makes me so happy as to observe nature and to paint what I see.”

Source : Cornelia Stabenow, Henri Rousseau (1994). “Henri Rousseau, 1844-1910”, Taschen
“Leadership is standing with your people. People say you have to live to fight another day, but sometimes you have to show you are a true leader.”
“Although there exist many thousand subjects for elegant conversation, there are persons who cannot meet a cripple without talking about feet.”

Source : Ernest Bramah (2016). “ERNEST BRAMAH Ultimate Collection: 20+ Novels & Short Stories (Including Max Carrados Mysteries and Kai Lung Fantasy Stories): The Secret of the League, The Coin of Dionysius, The Game Played In the Dark, The Tilling Shaw Mystery, Kai Lung's Golden Hours, The Confession of Kai Lung, The Mirror of Kong Ho and many more”, p.194, e-artnow
“In the battle for preserving sound social and moral norms, many religious institutions can no longer be counted as allies.”
“The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it.”
“Scripture is not inerrant; believers are called to interpret biblical texts in light of tradition and reason.”
“I think you get one great love in your life like that, if you're lucky enough, where you hold nothing back. And I'm not saying that's the healthiest way to love either.”
“When men lose against me, they always have a headache ... or things of that kind. I have never beaten a completely healthy man!”

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