"It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that."

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Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Feb 25, 2012

Andy Borowitz

#Witty Quotes #Technology Quotes #People Quotes

“Your job as an actor is to stay employed.”
“Now the last red ray is gone; Now the twilight shadows hie.”
“You cannot always control the powers-that-be. You just have to have faith and stand by the things you believe in.”

Source : Source: www.sfgate.com
“The question is still asked of women: 'How do you propose to answer the need for child care?' That is an obvious attempt to structure conflict in the old terms. The questions are rather: 'If we as a human community want children, how does the total society propose to provide for them?'.”
“This chanting of the Hare Krishna mantra is enacted from the spiritual platform and thus this sound vibration surpasses all lower strata of consciouness - namely sensual, mental and intellectual.”
“I have to write because if I don't get something down then after a while I feel it's going to bang the side of my head off.”
“Actions speak louder than words, and a smile says, 'I like you. You make me happy. I am glad to see you.' That is why dogs make such a hit. They are so glad to see us that they almost jump out of their skins. So, naturally, we are glad to see them.”
“Can you imagine in 1968 some band being like, "Vietnam is the place to be!"”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com

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