"Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Jeff Dunham

#Character Quotes #Boys Quotes #College Quotes

“If the choice is between buying another building or a Pollock, I'd go for the Pollock every time.”
“You may not remember the time you let me go first. Or the time you dropped back to tell me it wasn't that far to go. Or the time you waited at the crossroads for me to catch up. You may not remember any of those, but I do and this is what I have to say to you: Today, no matter what it takes, we ride home together.”
“The devil has convinced so many people that they are worthless. Each of us needs to stop and remember the cross-at the cross we will discover our true value-for it is here that we discover the price God was willing to pay for us, the depth of His love, and how much we are worth to Him.”
“We're going to have shortages and prices are going to go up. Gasoline is going to be extremely tight for us.”
“To remain ignorant of history is to remain forever a child”
“The first tenet is that you should report corruption regardless of loyalty to incumbent or party.”

Source : "Linda Tripp on 'Larry King Live'". www.cnn.com. February 9, 2001.
“You must choose to live by enouragement rather than by expectations.”
“May posterity show mercy when it look back upon the work we do today. We did what we could with what we had.”

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