"How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray."

-- Demetri Martin

#Running Quotes #Zebras Quotes #Doe Quotes

“God knows I'm a workaholic.”
“It is hard to bear with people who stand still along the way, lose heart, and seek their happiness in little pleasures which they cling to...You feel sad about all that self-indulgence and self-satisfaction, for you know with an indestructible certainty that something greater is coming.”
“I don't know what DVD commentaries are about. I'd like to strangle the person who came up with that concept.”
“When Viv Richards retired I thought it was end of entertainment. But then came Sehwag,the King of entertainment!”
“Doctors and nurses, with their training and their experiences, they would be able to detect unusual patterns of disease. That's why we say it is important for every country to have a proper surveillance system. The function of the surveillance system is to detect unusual patterns of diseases.”

Source : "Interview with Dr. Margaret Chan". "Talk Asia" with Anjali Rao, www.cnn.com. April 16, 2007.
“If you want to be in the game you better shoot 75% from the line.”
“One of the reasons the United States has actually been reducing its emissions in recent years is actually that there's been a boom in natural gas. It's displacing coal. It emits less carbon dioxide when you burn it. This is not really an Obama policy. It's just something that happened because of technology and the free market.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“The only solid piece of scientific truth about which I feel totally confident is that we are profoundly ignorant about nature... It is this sudden confrontation with the depth and scope of ignorance that represents the most significant contribution of twentieth-century science to the human intellect.”

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