"Improve relationships with others by assuming that they can hear everything you say about them"

“When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“If the financial system has a defect, it is that it reflects and magnifies what we human beings are like. Money amplifies our tendency to overreact, to swing from exuberance when things are going well to deep depression when they go wrong. Booms and busts are products, at root, of our emotional volatility.”

“I was 26 years old when I found out that I had a sister who I never knew existed,”

Source : "Dominique Moceanu, Olympic Gymnast, On Confronting Her Parents About Her Secret Sister". www.huffingtonpost.com. August 12, 2013.

“Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not.”

“There can be no question of masking the evidence, of suppressing the absurd by denying one of the terms of its equation. It is essential to know whether one can live with it or whether, on the other hand, logic commands one to die of it.”

“The Lord shall have made his American Israel high above all nations which he hath made.”

“I did commit adultery, if adultery is having a relationship in a marriage with another woman. I learned from that.”

“Looking at the ball going over the fence isn't going to help.”