"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."

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Rita Rudner

#Funny Quotes #Success Quotes #Marriage Quotes

“Prudence is a duty which we owe ourselves, and if we will be so much our own enemies as to neglect it, we are not to wonder if the world is deficient in discharging their duty to us; for when a man lays the foundation of his own ruin, others too often are apt to build upon it.”
“Being pro-life doesn't save babies, acting pro-life does.”
“You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer.”
“Why not draw naked guys, just to be fair? Naked women is art, naked guys a no-no, I bet. Probably because most painters are men.”
“At sixteen I was like: "I need to get an album out now!" - even though I was only sixteen. I was always in a little bit of a rush to be an adult.”
“If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak.”

Source : Lawrence Block (2001). “The Thief who Couldn't Sleep”, Center Point Pub
“The wine itself has aesthetic value; but what it is for a wine to have aesthetic value cannot be understood without making reference to the experience to tasting it”
“The last thing I wanna do is sit home and watch television.”

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