"A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show."

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Source : TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

Jeff Dunham

#Stuff Quotes #Stage Quotes #Shows Quotes

“Military force is irrelevant to many of the most urgent threats we face. If we are to solve our myriad domestic problems and revitalize our economy we need to be more selective about our involvement in foreign crises large and small.”
“Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends,for it is one of God's best gifts.”
“it is inconceivable that poverty eradication can make much headway in the absence of major advances in literacy.”
“The promises of yesterday are the taxes of today.”
“In the process of being metabolized, sugar robs your body of valuable nutrients ... Sugar also inhibits your liver's production of enzymes needed in the detoxification process.”

Source : Ann Louise Gittleman (2011). “Ultimate Fat Flush Plan and Cookbook (EBOOK BUNDLE)”, p.16, McGraw-Hill Professional
“I'm still very much in the apprentice stage of writing. I read somewhere that you need to write a million words before you know what you're doing - so I'm headed that way, but I'm nowhere near there.”
“I wish heroes didn't exist. Whenever we need a hero, it's because there's a problem that needs to be solved; it's because two groups of people, or two countries, are hurting one another, so a hero is needed to save us. If everyone were at peace, if everyone were happy, why would we need heroes? The world is better off without heroes.”
“My entire life is dedicated to music, and at my age, that makes a lot of years! But all the work and dedication is only that I'm able to forget myself and let the music do the 'talking.'”

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