"When you're providing a service to somebody, you're the guy they always call when something's wrong."

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Source : "A Chat with Computing Pioneer Steve Wozniak". "Talk of the Nation" with Ira Flatow, www.npr.org. September 29, 2006.

Steve Wozniak

“Anytime you strike the drums, you have to be aware that you're creating a musical event.”
“But then she hadnâ€™t just learned to love this summer â€“ she had also learned how to need.”
“The one size fits all approach of standardized testing is convenient but lazy.”
“I love heels, I'm telling you. When I walk in flats, I get knee pain.”
“In the Communist Party, we address problems very openly and sometimes very vocally, and we point out abuses. This is a good thing. We exercise self-criticism once a year. Although 80 percent of the members of the National Assembly are also members of the Communist Party, this does not prevent them from sharply criticizing the administrative and governmental system.”
“The poet is a master of language, the schizophrenic is a slave to it.”
“I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”

Source : Tucker Max (2011). “Assholes Finish First”, p.148, Simon and Schuster
“Fate steals along with silent tread, Found oftenest in what least we dread; Frowns in the storm with angry brow, But in the sunshine strikes the blow.”

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