"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

-- Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Clever Quotes

“Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions”
“If you wish to enrich days, plant flowers; If you wish to enrich years, plant trees; If you wish to enrich Eternity, plant ideals in the lives of others.”
“Racism springs from the lie that certain human beings are less than fully human. It's a self-centered falsehood that corrupts our minds into believing we are right to treat others as we would not want to be treated.”
“Can you see the sunset real good on the West side? You can see it on the East side too.”
“Writing a book for me, I expect, is very similar to the experience of reading the book for my readers.”
“How you act, walk, look and talk is all part of Hip Hop culture. And the music is colorless. Hip Hop music is made from Black, brown, yellow, red and white.”
“I run with a credit card and a cell phone, so when there is not a 7-Eleven around, like some of the country roads out there, I can get him to deliver a pizza to me. And I kind of give them a coordinate, a corner.”
“Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.”

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