"Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'"

-- Bill Bailey

#Males Quotes #Three Quotes #Pubs Quotes

“They say, You can't give a smile away; it always comes back. The same is true of a kind word or a conversation starter. What goes around, comes around.”

Source : Susan RoAne (1989). “How to Work a Room: Learn the Strategies of Savvy Socializing - for Business and Personal Success”, p.190, SP Books
“help that is not positively necessary is a hindrance to a growing organism.”

Source : Dorothy Canfield Fisher (1912). “A Montessori Mother”
“I do think that music videos have a huge impact on the way you listen to music.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“I won't kill you but I don't have to save you.”
“There will always be somebody more successful, more beautiful, more talented. You have to realize, you're not running their race. You're running your race.”
“At a time when so many scholars in the world are calculating, is it not desirable that some, who can, dream ?”
“We moved up here [to St.Paul with my wife] and started to teach, we very quickly found out we were not equipped either to teach or to run our own pottery, and so we decided that we had to have further training.”
“We are all bodies of water, guarding the mystery of our depths, but some of us have more to guard than others.”

Source : Deborah Smith (2002). “Alice At Heart”, p.10, BelleBooks

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