"I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!"

-- Richard Pryor

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“The brown toxic cloud strangling Los Angeles never lifts and grows thicker with every immigrant added. One can't help appreciate the streets of Paris will soon become the streets of LA. However, Paris' streets erupted while LA's shall sink into a Third World quagmire much like Bombay or Calcutta, India. When you import that much crime, illiteracy, multiple languages and disease-Americans pick up stakes and move away.”
“Don't rest on your laurels. There's always going to be someone behind you who's going to be better than you. So you need to get out there and keep working.”
“I don't follow sports that much now, but I was a Phoenix Suns fanatic in the early '90s.”
“I like the tragedies way more than the comedies because they're so universal.”
“I wouldn't want to go out six nights a week and watch somebody's reserves playing to check out a footballer to see if we're going to buy him.”

Source : "Gary Lineker: 'After football, you have to make yourself interesting'". Interview with Decca Aitkenhead, www.theguardian.com. March 13, 2011.
“Speak with the speech of the world; think with the thoughts of the few.”

Source : John Hay (1984). “John Hay's Pike County: two tales and seven ballads”
“Only you, Will Traynor, could tell a woman how to wear a bloody dress.”
“You know, everyone is always talking about plastic surgery, or the technology, what to do. I really think it's important to help yourself with the technology if you want to feel better, but I am absolutely against any kind of monstrous cuts of the body, lifting that is beyond recognition, this kind of stuff.”

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