"Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them."

-- George Lopez

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“Filmmaking for me is always aiming for the imaginary movie and never achieving it.”

Source : "Peter Jackson: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 11, 2009.
“Failure is often that early morning hour of darkness which precedes the dawning of the day of success.”
“Love endeth like the chianti flask, its drops are bitter.”
“Love yourself, for who and what you are; protect your dream and develop your talent to the fullest extent.”
“The most remarkable discovery ever made by scientists was science itself.”
“What is extraordinary about contemporary art is the energy - it has our energy. New energy. Pieces hundreds of years old are beautiful from an aesthetic point of view, but without our modern energy.”
“There was a look of woe on his face that was almost comical. Raids, bullets, criminals...no problem. A missing duster? Crisis.”
“Most guys I know are assholes. I have some great ***** friends, but that's not the point. Friendship has got nothing to do with that. It's 'can you hang, can you talk about this without any feeling of distance between you?' Friendship is the diminishing of distance between people. That's what friendship is, and to me it's one of the most important things in the world.”

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