"I've never been able to write for stand-up."

-- Elayne Boosler

#Writing Quotes #Able Quotes

“The ladies kept telling me I wasn't good in bed, so I figured if I wasn't a lover then I must be a fighter”
“He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.”
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
“Maybe I have just a younger voice than many other directors.”
“I'm a Republican and I'm gonna stay a Republican because they need somebody like me to stay in the Party and keep hammering away.”
“How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven.”
“What if my greatest disappointments, or the aching of this life, is the revealing of a greater thirst this world can't satisfy?”

Source : Laura Story (2012). “What If Your Blessings Come Through Raindrops: A 30 Day Devotional”, p.12, Worthy Publishing
“People change and forget to tell each other.”

Source : Lillian Hellman (1960). “Toys in the Attic: A Drama in Three Acts”, Dramatist's Play Service

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