"I found people looked better when they laughed"

-- Mort Sahl

#People Quotes #Found Quotes

“Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat.”
“I think I have an addiction to pretty much everything. I mean, I have to be very careful with myself as far as that goes, which is why I have a support group around me consistently.”
“There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.”
“God does not make us holy in the sense of character; He makes us holy in the sense of innocence, and we have to turn that innocence into holy character by a series of moral choices.”
“Do you know what the Negro is? Animal right out of the jungle. Passion. Welfare. Easy life. That's the Negro.”
“It's easy to feel equal to wanting. It's rare to feel equal to having.”

Source : Helen Humphreys (2003). “The Lost Garden: A Novel”, p.105, W. W. Norton & Company
“Sometimes happiness is a blessing, but generally it is a conquest. Each day's magic moment helps.”
“Republicans like Trent Lott, saying [Donald] Trump would be more flexible [then Ted Cruz].”

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