"A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom."

-- Henry Beard

#Golf Quotes #Water Quotes #Balls Quotes

“There has been a whole lot. Just to combine a musical career with the last year on high school was enough as it is. I didn't think it should fare as well as it did, but apparently it did.”
“I believe every single woman could accomplish what I've accomplished.”
“Socialism is a monster, which will die.”
“I was just thinking â€“ today is the first and last day of forever. Itâ€™s kind of hard to wrap my head around it. Even with all this extra room for wrapping.”
“In the judgment of design engineers, the ordinary means of communicating with a computer are entirely inadequate. [...] Graphical communication in some form or other is of vital importance in engineering as that subject is now conducted; we must either provide the capability in our computer systems, or take on the impossible task of training up a future race of engineers conditioned to think in a different way.”

Source : "Computers Then and Now". Journal of the ACM 15, Sect. 4, (pp. 1-7), January 1968.
“...real care means the willingness to help each other in making our brokenness into the gateway to joy.”
“Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.”
“"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy.”

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