"Never have more children than you have car windows."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Witty Quotes

“Let each man pass his days in that endeavor wherein his gift is greatest.”
“Irish tory employers hid[e] their sweatshops behind orange flags, and Irish home rule landlords us[e] the green sunburst of Erin to cloak their rack-renting in the festering slums of our Irish towns.”
“Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.”

Source : Max Eastman (1921). “The Sense of Humor”
“Judging from the tendency and effect of his arguments, an atheist does not appear positively to refuse that a God may be... His verdict on the doctrine of God is only that it is not proven. It is not that it is disproven. He is but an atheist. He is not an anti-theist.”
“When I first found out I had HIV, I had to find somebody who was living with it, who could help me understand my journey and what I was going to have to deal with day-to-day. I found out that a person named Elizabeth Frazier was living with AIDS at the time, and so I called her up, and she took a meeting with me.”
“Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.”

Source : Republican National Convention Speech, delivered 3 September 2008, Minneapolis-Saint Paul, Minnesota
“...maybe it's only fitting that relationship that started with a lie would end with one.”
“I have a bigger problem at food events when I turn over a wine glass and people insist on pouring me a glass of wine. I have a bigger problem with drunk wine representatives, drunk wine salesmen at food events who keep trying to push a glass in my hand.”

Source : Source: nyc.brightestyoungthings.com

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