"You never know how long your fifteen minutes of fame is going to last."

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Source : TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

Jeff Dunham

#Long Quotes #Fifteen Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“We do not want the peace of slaves nor the peace of the grave.”
“Apology calls for a willingness to sacrifice on behalf of the wronged party and the inherent value of the relationship, not for what it brings to you but for what you can bring to it.”
“You will find men like him in all of the world's religions. They know that we represent reason and science, and, however confident they may be in their beliefs, they fear that we will overthrow their gods. Not necessarily through any deliberate act, but in a subtler fashion. Science can destroy a religion by ignoring it as well as by disproving its tenets. No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, the nonexistance of Zeus or Thor, but they have few followers now.”
“You who make the laws, the vices and the virtues of the people will be your work.”
“Haiti is the kind of place that grabs your heart, and never lets go ... When you arrive in Port-au-Prince, the first thing that strikes you is how vibrant the colors are. Buses, buildings, fences, clothing, everything is brightly painted in primary hues. On closer inspection, you see the reality behind this brightly colored landscape: a dark, grinding poverty, the worst in the Western hemisphere.”
“Poetry consists in a rhyming dictionary and things seen.”
“Only those who do not work do not make mistakes.”
“There are only two things worse then an empty canvas: death and taxes.”

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