"Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind."

-- Arthur Smith

#Awards Quotes #Listening Quotes #Radio Quotes

“I really enjoyed Casino Royale because suddenly something changed with this modernity and with Daniel bringing life to James Bond in a very new way.”

Source : "Skyfall: Bond Girl Bérénice Marlohe Interview". Interview with Leigh Singer, www.ign.com. May 23, 2012.
“If I hadn't met those two guys (Billy Martin and Whitey Ford) at the start of my career, I would have lasted another five years.”
“People are the quintessential element in all technology... Once we recognize the inescapable human nexus of all technology our attitude toward the reliability problem is fundamentally changed.”
“Sometimes the best way to learn something is by doing it wrong and looking at what you did.”
“Zimbabweans are so smart and witty and able to weave together tons of situations and experiences into terminologies that are just utterly original.”
“The financial history of the Baltimore and Ohio since the close of the nineteenth century is interesting chiefly in connection with changes in the control of the property”

Source : John Moody (1921). “The Railroad Builders: A Chronicle of the Welding of the States”
“I hate dentists. That's why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn't go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue. I had to do the Calvin Klein show without the tooth.”
“suicide is a crime - the only crime that, if successful, guarantees that the perpetrator will not be punished for it. This makes it the most serious crime of all.”

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