"Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'"

-- Pat Paulsen

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“Investing is the intersection of economics and psychology.”
“I would go to radio stations and they were supposed to be interviewing me and playing my record and they would say, We're playing too many women right now, we can't play your record.”
“The Constitution gives you the right to a lawyer, but it doesn't allow you the right to a good reputation.”

Source : "How to Survive a Scandal". Interview with Michael Mechanic, www.motherjones.com. October 10, 2014.
“Without your own effort it is impossible for blessings to come.”
“The time has come for people of reason to say: Enough is Enough! Religious faith discourages independent thought, it's divisive and it's dangerous.”
“I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.”
“Never think there is anything impossible for the soul. It is the greatest heresy to think so. If there is sin, this is the only sin; to say that you are weak, or others are weak.”
“Part of knowing who we are is knowing we are not someone else. And Jew is only the name we give to that stranger, the agony we cannot feel, the death we look at like a cold abstraction. Each man has his Jew; it is the other.”

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