"If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and see if he climbs down any chimneys tonight. Good luck. And since we're a family that isn't lucky enough to have a chimney, how would Santa get into our house? Does he bring a locksmith with him? And it probably would have to be a Jewish locksmith, because a Christian locksmith is going to want to be home with his family. And how many Jewish locksmiths are there? None."

-- Lewis Black

#Christian Quotes #Good Luck Quotes #Home Quotes

“When people are protecting something truly special to them, they truly can become...as strong as they can be.”
“It's just so much more fun to play bad than good. Plus it's just good to get that out of your system so it doesn't show up in your personal life.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Freedom of belief is pernicious, it is nothing but the freedom to be wrong.”
“Let's build a battery plant here.”
“I need the kind of help that comes with a side order of help.”
“Any pride or haughtiness, is displeasing to us, merely because it shocks our own pride, and leads us by sympathy into comparison, which causes the disagreeable passion of humility.”
“The human condition itself inspires me.”
“True love is selfless. It is prepared to sacrifice.”

Source : "The Caring Heart!" by Nkem DenChukwu, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 6, 2016.

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