"We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits."

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Dane Cook

#Lying Quotes #Cry Quotes #Painful Quotes

“In the past the publishers I've worked with have been extremely generous. And in almost every case, have been people who believed in the work rather than the sales and marketing.”
“But it takes a lot of money to live freely by the sea.”
“If there's one thing I can't bear, it's people who are wise during the event.”

Source : Peter Cook, William Cook (2013). “Tragically I Was an Only Twin: The Comedy of Peter Cook”, p.61, Random House
“I emphasize in it [my Orientalism] accortdingly that neither the term Orient nor the concept of the West has any ontological stability; each is made up of human effort, partly affirmation, partly identification of the Other.”
“...guns do more than protect us from criminals; more importantly, they protect us from the ongoing threat of government.”
“Being an entrepreneur simply means being someone who wants to make a difference to other people's lives.”
“Well, I guess the sexual abuse by Mel Phillips in a sense, he had a fetish for feet. He used to play with my feet and other kids' feet, and that was his thing.”
“"From what I have seen here," remarked Sancho, "justice is so good a thing that even robbers find it necessary."”

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