"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one."

-- H. L. Mencken

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“Somehow, Rush can still sell out arenas. If I was sitting in row one, I would take my chair, unbolt it from the ground and run away.”
“All shall be well, and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well.”

Source : Revelations of Divine Love ch. 27 (ca. 1380)
“As it has turned out, the whole relationship between men, women and children has tilted, to the disadvantage of women.”
“My apartment's only about a block away." "Isn't that handy." "Fate," he countered as he took a seat on the sofa and made himself at home. "Fantasic, isn't it?" "One day very soon, I'm going to tell you what you can do with that fate of yours.”
“I hate being called lazy, so when everybody gets up at half seven in the morning, I'm up at the same time. Everyone goes to work and I'll do a few hours of writing, then I'll mess about for a bit and come back to it. By the time I go home I'm done. I think it's really good to keep that kind of a routine with writing. I find that when I don't do that, it's really hard to get back into that headspace of writing.”
“This Islam business kidnapped me.”
“We had times in '66 and '67 when we would pick up a platoon of privates out of the receiving barracks the week before we even graduated the platoon that we were on!”
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.”

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