"Essentially, retweets are like laughs."

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Mike Birbiglia

#Laughing Quotes #Retweet Quotes

“I am Fidel Castro and we have come to liberate Cuba.”
“I wish we could spend July by the sea, browning ourselves and feeling water-weighted hair flow behind us from a dive. I wish our gravest concerns were the summer gnats. I wish we were hungry for hot dogs and dopes, and it would be nice to smell the starch of summer linens and the faint odor of talc in blistering summer bath houses ... We could lie in long citoneuse beams of the five o'clock sun on the plage at Juan-les-Pins and hear the sound of the drum and piano being scooped out to sea by the waves.”
“The Pledge of Allegiance says "...with liberty and justice for all." What part of "all" don't you understand?”
“Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.”
“Your life isn't made up of people who aren't in it.”

Source : "TCA 2012: David Geffen on the Waning Power of Stars, Crazy Rumors and What's Wrong With Hollywood" by Lacey Rose, www.hollywoodreporter.com. July 22, 2012.
“I've never heard of a size 0 or a negative human. That's hard. A lot of girls aren't naturally built that way.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Nothing is more certain than uncertainties: / Fortune is full of fresh variety; / Constant in nothing but inconstancy.”
“My answer to someone who is in contrast with me - by not seeing God in the scientific data - is that you don't see God in the scientific data because you're not me. I have other experiences than you have, that bring me to look at this data as enriching my experience of God.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org

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