"Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with."

-- Woody Allen

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“Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern too many, I always think, It's okay, I'm from New Jersey. I love New Jersey, because it's not just an all-purpose punch line, but probably a handy legal defense, as in 'Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.”

Source : Paul Rudnick (2009). “I Shudder: And Other Reactions to Life, Death, and New Jersey”, Harper
“If you're listening Big Brother, I refuse to be Fanny Price.”
“Remember God's bounty in the year. String the pearls of His favor. Hide the dark parts, except so far as they are breaking out in light! Give this one day to thanks, to joy, to gratitude!”
“Where everything is bad it must be good to know the worst.”
“God, give us the grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed.”
“If you desire anything less for yourself than absolute obedience to God, a life of total devotion to the Lord, a life of absolute sin-less-ness - if you desire anything less, you are fighting against God's desire for you.”
“Russian people, like their Chinese comrades, are well aware of what is going on. And there are tens of millions of their martyrs who are reminding them what is to be expected from the West.”
“We must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced the murderers .”

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