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Paul Rudnick

"Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern too many, I always think, It's okay, I'm from New Jersey. I love New Jersey, because it's not just an all-purpose punch line, but probably a handy legal defense, as in 'Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey."

Source : Paul Rudnick (2009). “I Shudder: And Other Reactions to Life, Death, and New Jersey”, Harper

Paul Rudnick

#Thinking Quotes #Feet Quotes #Wife Quotes

“That was the thing to remember about all monsters, They love to frighten people, but the minute you stare them down, they turn tail and run.”
“Success, like happiness, is the unexpected side effect of one's personal dedication to a cause greater than oneself.”
“The value of the sport and the value of sports in general, with the life lessons, the ups and downs. The depth of the life experience, what athletes are actually offering to us when they come out and play, if you look at a season and go moment by moment.”

Source : Source: uproxx.com
“Go back, go back to sleep. Yes, you are allowed. You who have no Love in your heart, you can go back to sleep. The power of Love is exclusive to us, you can go back to sleep. I have been burnt by the fire of Love. You who have no such yearning in your heart, go back to sleep. The path of Love, has seventy-two folds and countless facets. Your love and religion is all about deceit, control and hypocrisy, go back to sleep. I have torn to pieces my robe of speech, and have let go of the desire to converse. You who are not naked yet, you can go back to sleep.”
“What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.”
“I like the Kardashians, but I do keep them on the top of my prayer list.”

Source : "Tamar Braxton Talks Spin-Off, Kim Kardashian" by Rob Shuter, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 4, 2012.
“I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“He's very knowledgeable. That's the one advantage that I see in Kobe Bryant's career compared to Michael Jordan. Ten years into Kobe Bryant's career, we're seeing a very polished 27-year-old player who's probably got another seven or eight great years ahead of him.”

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