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“Having two daughters changed my perspective on a lot of things, and I definitely have a newfound respect for women. And I think I finally became a good and real man when I had a daughter.”
“And there is no difference, in principleÂ -Â but only in degreeÂ -Â between political and chattel slavery. The former, no less than the latter, denies a man's ownership of himself and the products of his labor; and asserts that other men may own him, and dispose of him and his property, for their uses, and at their pleasure.”
“Hardly any actor objects to press. It's a question of it being done in the way they like to see it done, meaning to get down to the serious interview what the profession is so we can reach out to the people to help them get along.”
“I like action-adventure movies.”

Source : "'Sharknado's' Ian Ziering: 'Maybe This Is My Pulp Fiction Moment'". Interview with Erin Carlson, www.hollywoodreporter.com. July 12, 2013.
“It's quite a mistake to think that music fans don't work on major record companies. Sometimes, you know, you do find some good people on corporates, among all the infidels.”

Source : Source: www.thisisyesterday.com
“No, I chose the name Jane Seymour because I was doing my first film, 'Ode to Lovely War,' and one of the top agents in England spotted me dancing in the chorus. I was a singer and dancer in that movie with Maggie Smith, um, and he told me he couldn't sell me as Joyce Penelope Willomena Frankenburger.”
“Writing is not the lottery. New writers have to be realistic about what it takes to get published. But there is one similarity to the lottery: You have to play to win.”
“I still believe nonfiction is the most important literature to come out of the second half of the 20th century.”

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