"When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

“I was so sad from losing two of my dogs and my mother. I had this vision of all these animals sitting behind bars. They had no control and were scared. That's why I got into fostering and adopting animals out.”
“When the mind withdraws into itself and dispenses with facts it makes only chaos.”
“I believe in something that I do not yet understand.”
“For the blue-collar worker, the driving force behind change was factory automation using programmable machine tools. For the office worker, it's office automation using computer technology: enterprise-resource-planning systems, groupware, intranets, extranets, expert systems, the Web, and e-commerce.”
“I'm sure there have been guys who didn't realize they had a concussion and just kept playing. It's a violent game. The head injuries are the most dangerous to play with. We're trained to play no matter what. If you can run, and you're able to focus and know your responsibilities, you're usually out there playing. You wouldn't have enough players if no one played hurt. Especially if you're, like, on special teams, you're going to do everything you can to stay in the game.”
“If, at the end of the day, we need to raise taxes, we should raise taxes.”

Source : "Obama Economic Adviser Says U.S. Should Consider 'Value-Added Tax'". www.foxnews.com. April 07, 2010.
“Be a follower of JESUS CHRIST--I am not seeking followers of my own. Don't be a follower of a MAN--but of CHRIST!”
“The wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win.”

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