"I have to confess here that I am a useless cook."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Jasper Carrott

#Useless Quotes #Cooks Quotes

“Every project that I had an opportunity to do or chose to do, I wanted it to be different from the last thing I did, and I think that's why I have a good, I had kind of a diverse kind of rÃ©sumÃ©.”

Source : Q&A session, scifichick.com. August 6, 2009.
“I'm sorry." "Be sorry you lied," he said, pressing a kiss to my forehead. "Don't be sorry you loved him. That's part of you, part you have to let go, yeah, but still something that's made you who you are.”
“No exclusive,â€ I said aloud, watching Al for his opinion and seeing him shake his head and hold his hands out in a â€œbiggerâ€ gesture. He didnâ€™t even know how large the offer was, and he thought I could get one bigger.”
“Revenue has increased in this way is in no small measure, I am convinced, due to our low tax policy which has helped to generate an economic expansion in the face of unfavourable circumstances”

Source : Official Report of Proceedings of the Hong Kong Legislative Council (p. 53), February 26, 1964.
“Not everyone is nice and good to work with or grateful for the experience.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“It may be said that the basic characteristic of human behavior in general is that humans personally influence their relations with the environment and through that environment personally change their behavior, subjugating it to their control.”
“The longer you stay in the job that you do the more you learn about what those around you do. As an actor I've always nosed around apologetically about: "oh wouldn't it be interesting if I could do that?" I can't imagine not wanting to do this everyday.”
“My approach to every game was to try to erase the games that were before and try to focus on the game at hand.”

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