"Don't write naughty words on the wall if you can't spell!"

-- Tom Lehrer

#Wall Quotes #Writing Quotes #Naughty Quotes

“The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.”
“I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat.”
“The future is bright at Ohio State.”

Source : "Everything Ohio State coach Urban Meyer said after the Buckeyes' spring game". Interview with Ari Wasserman, www.cleveland.com. April 16, 2016.
“We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled, but as candles to be lit.”
“While there is a great value in things that are old, it seems that the overwhelming challenge in Britain in the late 20th century is to make every effort to see value in the contemporary and in the future.”
“Empathy is the poor man's cocaine, and love is just a chemical by any other name”
“If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.”

Source : FaceBook post by Yakov Smirnoff from Mar 27, 2014
“Come, ye cold winds, at January's call, On whistling wings, and with white flakes bestrew The earth.”

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